let's see, new tools to slice and dice with, or not pay my rent or any bills for a month and a half...

i am in love. i am in love with a set of knives. seven knives. seven beautiful, sharp knives.

discovered these puppies at williams-sonoma yesterday. in a glass jewelry case. ha!

michel bras

they'll run you about $2k. i might just buy the 4-inch paring knife for $250 and wear it around my neck as a pendant.

on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, an all-clad 15-piece stainless steel cookware set and free gift with purchase

i've already determined i want a bike this christmas (i'm not six i swear). a really nice biomega bike from dwr. i've also determined that i want a new louis vuitton handbag. and more importantly, i want and need a gym membership to club one. so, although lacking in quantity, my list is pretty full from a monetary standpoint. but, if santa has been eluding us all these years and actually does exist and actually does make dreams come true, i would also like him to make a pit-stop at williams-sonoma and drop the following through my window (no fireplace, sorry).

15-piece all-clad cookware set, stainless steel. because teflon coating gives you cooties.

le crueset 10" grill pan, black. why not all-clad? a) teflon coating. see above. b) i want to work on my biceps. edit: i think the le crueset one has non-stick, too. oh well. i liked the lady at le crueset store in the dub-c. santa should give her some business.

wustof ikon classic 15-piece knife block set.

kitchen aid mixer. in white, i guess. those fucking assholes discontinued the polished chrome model. who do they think they are?

aerogarden indoor garden. so i can grow basil, rosemary and mary jane in my kitchen.

dualit 4-slot toaster.

riedel sommeliers bordeaux and chardonnay glasses.

cuisinart convection breadmaker

a motherfuckin' kegerator. they sell kegerators!?

and finally, that peppermint bark they always sell. dayyyyum!